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chicken chow mein fakeaway recipe

Chicken Chow Mein Fakeaway

Meat Based
A proper takeaway-style chicken chow mein you can knock up in one pan. Cornflour-dusted chicken, silky oyster–soy sauce, egg noodles, crunchy veg, and a final shower of spring onions and sesame. Cheap, fast, and better than most takeaways — yes, I said it.
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10 Ingredients or less - 30 minute meal - Family friendly - One-pan - Quick cook - Solo travel
Prep Time 5 minutes
Cook Time 8 minutes
Total Time 13 minutes
Course Dinner
Servings 2 Vanlifers
Diet Meat Based

Equipment

  • Wok or large frying pan
  • Knife & chopping board
  • Tongs or spatula
  • Small bowl (for slurry/ sauce)

Ingredients
  

Chicken & Marinade

  • 250 g chicken breast thinly sliced (about 1 large breast)
  • 1 Tbsp cornflour for dusting
  • 1 Tbsp light soy sauce
  • 1 Tbsp oyster sauce
  • Pinch of MSG optional but authentic

Aromatics

  • 1 tsp ginger purée
  • 1 tsp garlic purée
  • 1 Tbsp neutral oil rapeseed/groundnut
  • Veg use what you’ve got; this is the classic mix
  • 1 small onion sliced
  • 1 small carrot julienned
  • ½ red pepper sliced

Sauce

  • 60 ml cold water ¼ cup
  • 1 tsp cornflour
  • 1 Tbsp oyster sauce
  • 1 Tbsp dark soy sauce
  • 1 Tbsp runny honey local if you’ve got it

Noodles & Finish

  • 200 g cooked egg noodles or ~120 g dried, cooked & drained
  • 75 g bean sprouts large handful
  • 2 spring onions sliced (reserve some for garnish)
  • 1 tsp sesame seeds for topping

Instructions
 

  • Thinly slice the chicken breast. Dust with 1 Tbsp cornflour so it’s lightly coated.
  • Add light soy, oyster sauce, and a pinch of MSG. Mix well and marinate 30 minutes (or as long as you can).
  • Slice onion, carrot, pepper, and cabbage. Slice spring onions, keeping a little back for garnish.
  • Make the slurry & sauce. In a small bowl, whisk cornflour into cold water until smooth. Stir in oyster sauce, dark soy, and honey. Set aside.
  • Get a wok/frying pan hot. Add oil.
  • Add the chicken in a single layer. Sear 1–2 minutes, then stir-fry until just turning opaque.
  • Add ginger purée and garlic purée. Toss for 30 seconds until fragrant.
  • Add onion, carrot and pepper. Stir-fry 2–3 minutes until crisp-tender.
  • Toss in bean sprouts and egg noodles. Loosen everything together.
  • Pour in the prepared sauce. Stir-fry 1–2 minutes until it turns silky and glossy and coats the noodles.
  • Stir through most of the spring onions. Serve in bowls, top with remaining spring onions and sesame seeds.

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Notes

Noodles: If using dried noodles, cook 1 minute shy of packet instructions; they’ll finish in the wok. Rinse briefly to stop sticking, drain very well.
Veg swaps: Use any quick-cook veg (mangetout, beansprouts extra, tenderstem, pak choi). Keep total volume roughly the same.
MSG: Optional, but that proper takeaway depth comes from a pinch.
Gluten-free: Swap soy for tamari and use GF noodles; check oyster sauce label.
Sweetness & colour: Honey balances the soy and helps that takeaway “sheen.” Reduce to 2 tsp if you prefer it less sweet.
Protein swap: Pork, prawns, firm tofu, or mixed veg all work — keep pieces thin for fast cooking.
Vanlife Cooking Tip: Pre-slice chicken and veg into containers before travel. Make the sauce in a screw-top jar — shake, pour, done. One pan, zero stress.

Nutrition

Calories: 470kcalCarbohydrates: 61gProtein: 32gFat: 12gSaturated Fat: 2gPolyunsaturated Fat: 4gMonounsaturated Fat: 5gTrans Fat: 0.04gCholesterol: 93mgSodium: 2827mgPotassium: 950mgFiber: 6gSugar: 18gVitamin A: 6222IUVitamin C: 65mgCalcium: 103mgIron: 3mg
Keyword 10 ingredient or less
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